My friend Jim came over and drove the eight rivets that attach the static ports to the skin. I bucked from inside. It was pretty uneventful. We caught the edge of the left port with the rivet set while driving one rivet, but it barely shows.
Next, I attached the 90-degree static line fittings to the port, and hooked up the connecting line.
Right-side static port. (Does that make it a "starboard port"?)